Total Medals Earned: 417 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,395 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Your very first silver!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (265/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points